GYSO Reviews Part 94 - Ahh, we’ll think of a title as we go, I guess

Published: 2026-06-14

Henry: why do you drink straight ethanol, thim? you don’t get drunk do you?

Thim sighs wistfully.

Thim: Fuck you.

Henry: take me out of dinner first :D

Thim: …Who told you to say that?

Henry: snag’darr. he said it’d be funny.

Thim: ANSWER FOR YOUR SINS, DRAGON FUCK!

Snag’darr: RAWR I’M A DREAGON LOLOLO!

Sara: Did you raid Thim’s ethanol again, Snag’darr?

Snag’darr: YEEEEEEEEEEAHH!

This ‘yeah’ sounds more like a dragon roaring. Because dragons. We’ve totally exhausted all dragon jokes at this point, haven’t we? Then again, maybe that’s like exhausting all the Human jokes. Skill issue? Imagine, for a moment: Dragons. Vomits.

Thim falls to his knees, sobbing.

Thim: Why can’t I get krunked too?! WHY CRUEL WORLD?! WHYYYYYY?!

Albert: So. The media still hates your guts. And your dick. And your face. They hate you in general, I mean.

Thim is standing in the hallway, fully dressed in astronaut gear, hoisting a historically accurate musket.

Thim (through astronaut gear): Always has been.

…

Albert: What?

Thim makes a zipper sound, running out into the cold, cruel world to hunt GYSO Mansion Playboy Mansion Playboy GYSO bunnies, not to be confused with Bunny, the GYSO Mascot.

Albert: …I’m going to have to report this, aren’t I?

Sara has collected the morning paper and bought bagels. Not nessacarily in that order.

Sara: They’re vandalizing the mansion grounds now. I just saw that someone has spray-painted some hateful messages on the house facade.

Thim (half-mouth of bagel): That was me.

Sara: Why?

Thim: Self loathing is funny. Especially when it’s someone you hate, like I do to myself.

Henry bursts into the room through the roof.

Henry: hi i’m doing a snag’darr impression. how’s the roof?

Thim (other mouth-half of bagel now): Eh. Four out of ten. You’re not big enough to do the dragon thing.

Albert teleports into the room.

Albert: Bagels! I positively adore bagels!–

Spitting out his bagel.

Albert: What is this dreadful taste?

Thim (full-mouth of bagel): It’s apples and oranges. My favorite.

Albert: But they’re not even the same thing!

I guess the joke there is comparing apples and oranges. Yeah.

Albert: I’m starting a bagel company.

Thim: What?

Albert: I’M STARTING! A BAGEL COMPANY!!

Bunny: What?

Snag’darr bursts through the roof, destroying it.

Snag’darr: Hello everyone. I’d like to apologize for my behavior the other day. I’ve sobered up, and decided to apply to Dragon’s Anonymous. I will get through this with your support. Together, I can stop being a dragon.

Thim: What?

Henry: i’m taking notes for my snag’darr impression. can you break another roof pls?

Snag’darr: What?

Albert: I’m making a bagel company.

Everyone: What?

Albert: With my brother.

Thim: What are you going to call it?

Albert: Maybe Albert Bros Bagels Already? We’ll set up shop in Africa. I hear it rains a lot there, and they could use some help.

Snag’darr: ABBA. Classic. But taken. Have you considered using your last names?

Henry: what?

Albert: I lost my last name in a drunken bet while in international waters. Pirates cheat at poker. That’s when I chose Albert.

Thim: …What?

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Thim: I’ve been invited to be on a podcast!

Sara: Congratulations, does that mean someone is finally taking pity on you, listening to your side?

Thim: Yeah! Or, I think so… I’m going on ‘30 ultra-violent intervention therapists vs. 1 GYSO writer’. I think I got a good chance of winning. Immortal and all that, you know?

Snag’darr bursts throught the roof–

No wait! That’s Henry, using his PSYCHOTIC (abilities) to illusion himself to look like Snag’darr.

Henry: rawr!!! :O

Bunny has a heart attack, dies. The GYSO Crew (tm) has to get all the dragon balls (not Snag’darr’s) and bring him back. It’s this whole story. Way better than the one you’re reading.

The dies.

The end.